Anti-Dog-Alliance

2009-05-05T18:29:00.003+08:00

It has been really looooonnngggggggg since i updated.

Alright. To begin off :

-I'm too lazy to keep updating everyone about the Dog.
Reason : His douche face and other absurd features are easily noticed

-Soo-Dog-Kang haters are almost everywhere ; Not much need to emphasize on his failure to be a decent being.

-If you have a pitifully narrow-minded vision, it's highly recommended you fuck off, reason being you'll view the blog owner(s) as immature/childish/silly/brats, when they are obviously not, and have reasons for their hatred. If you disagree, feel free to tag. I might or might not reply to the tag. Depends on how far your retardation extends to.

-I'm NOT randomly suan-ing(forgive my inability to find a term synonymous to this slang) the subject - I have my reasons for hating him as well. If you do not know the reason, you do not deserve to rant/comment.

-For retards out there viewing this blog, and assuming i'm one of their comrades, do fuck off.

-My IQ is 133.

'Nuff said for this post. Coding and editting .wz files for MSEA. Studying for MYE.

-Valafar

2009-03-24T20:31:00.002+08:00

The "------"s in the previous posts are there for a reason.

And it is to censor the names of the speakers without codenames.

It's censored not because of the fear of being sued whatsoever or whatever bullcrap the Dog Family's capable of doing to fund their supply of dog food (Dog food prices increases due to the economic downturn as well). The family's sole breadwinner, a bitch, is a whore found in some unknown kennel in Geylang. As far as i know, she charges a flat rate of 20c/hour. Also comes with a 100%-genital-mutation-cum-aids guarantee. Anyone?

It's censored to cover the full name of the Dog, as it's an eyesore to any common viewer who has an idea what the Dog is like. However, J------'s case is different. I've censored his name for the sake of protecting his privacy from people without an inkling of what the Dog is like, and with a minuscule pack of intelligence.

-Valafar

2009-03-24T20:12:00.004+08:00

Argh.

What can i say today?

THE LIL' FUCKED FACE DOG SPIKED HIS HAIR !!!!!!!!

Jesus. Somebody kill that thing.

It's really disgusting. It's like a perfect combo set-up to irritate someone's arse off.

Just imagine. A baboon's red pointy ass belonging to a bull busy generating a "Ben & Jerry Choco Delight". Yeah. That's just how perfect that combo is - Fucked face, combo-ed with a earpiece-sized mole in the ear. ( A relief teacher [i forgot his name] once told the dog to remove his earpiece, thinking that large mole of his was somewhat playing music. Upon closer inspection, the teacher suppressed his laughter, which failed, concluding in the group surrounding him mocking him as well. )

Satan today went up to the Dog, and showed him the "How-To-Distinguish-A-Dog-From-A-Human" draft.

Satan : "Hey Y--- K---. Want join or not?"

Dog : "Don't be lame la"

Satan : "It's okay. You can have it."

Dog : "Just throw it away"

Satan : "Go ahead. I've got plenty of copies. Look for me when you want another."

Satan at this point dump the sheet into Dog's yellow-pee-like bag.

Dog thinks he has so many friends, and is so handsome.

He thinks he has a best friend.

He speaks to girls and look at them as though he's some world-class casanova.

How do i know all of these? Of course i don't randomly spout rubbish to defame him somewhat.

His tone, appearance, as well as his impossible-to-not-notice mole, were not only judged by me.

His "FRIEND", feedback-ed quite alot of stuff to me.

Regarding the part whereby he regards J------ as his best friend, and he ASSUMES, J------ treats him as his best friend too. If that was true, why did J------ not invite the Dog to his house, when almost the entire 3e5'08 was invited? Dog. If you're reading this, i strongly suggest you get a life, go for a plastic surgery of some kind, before resurfacing in the earth. Your existence alone is pretty much irksome.

Thus, i conclude today's post.

-Valafar

2009-03-23T16:16:00.000+08:00

Song "Ying and Kang" to be recorded and uploaded soon.

2009-03-13T22:25:00.002+08:00

Shit flu-cum-sore throat epidemic.

Nothing interesting happened today.

Came to school late.. Had handphone confiscated..

Pretty much insignificant bull happened as usual.

Slept during PE throughout):

Had chemistry practical. Kinda unfortunate my handphone was confiscated ; can't upload any photos. Screw that shit.

Played soccer after school.

Went home as it rained.

BOOOORRRIIIINNGGG POST ! D:

Bleahs .

-Valafar

2009-03-12T13:05:00.002+08:00

Urgh.

Not able to attend school today.

What a shit load of stuff i've got to catch up with .. ..

Guess i've been seeing the legendary cursed mole too much nowadays.. Down with a mad sore throat >:

Any kind soul can teach me how to imput a background music for a blog? Since the song "Ying & Kang" is almost complete, i'll be able to post it here. Do contact me at anti-dog-alliance@hotmail.com , akirasyfryll@live.com (:

Cheers. That's it for the moment i guess.

-Valafar

2009-03-10T21:24:00.003+08:00

Random(:

Why can't these people treat The Dog exactly the same way they treated these chickens? Aww):
-Valafar

2009-03-09T17:13:00.004+08:00

I think our new classmate's pretty cool, even though he's kinda quiet at times.

Darren was the first to be his friend. Kinda sociable eh?(:

He's been grinding the role-playing-game MapleStory even during the 'O'-Levels period, hence his gross aggregate of 28 for his L1R4. He's .. Level 185 !?!? That's really shocking.

After so long i finally hit an A1 for my English composition again. Was really a morale booster for me. Gonna work really hard for the 'O's.

Totally didn't understand the vectors chapter. Screw it. Too tired to stay mentally awake.

Well.. Ain't got more shit to blog about.

That's all peeps.

-Valafar

2009-03-09T17:08:00.002+08:00

Yo! (:

Nothing much happened today.

Dog got 66.66666666...%(B3) for English composition :<

How could the Heavens above allow his less-than-decent standard of language to pass?

Never mind about that.. I'll still beat him by 2 grades ^__^

I was appalled when classmate "Esmyk" addressed him as a dog too. That just shows how popular he is within the class community(:

Well, the song titled "Ying & Kang" is mere inches away from completion. Cheers ADA.

That's all for now i guess.

-Valafar

2009-03-07T17:16:00.000+08:00

How could You-Know-Who do this.. ?

Living in a kennel isn't an excuse for not being toilet trained..

Sigh.. Failure..

2009-03-07T16:50:00.000+08:00

Now.. Let's begin(:

ADA's current status : Perfect

ADA's on-going projects/tasks : Who hates you-know-who, Song : Ying and Kang ( to be sung by the tune of Pork and Beans by Weezers ).

ADA's Member List :

TO BE COMPILED

-Valafar